I took the wrong direction and I got lost. I thought I would die alone, in the middle of the darkness in that gloomy wood. So many things still to create and destroy, so young, so beautiful, so dead... To welcome Mr. Death and Mr. Devil and get ready to get drag to the deepest confines of the Earth, I took my clothes off and lied down on the ground. I need to tell that the ground was pretty warm, soft and comfortable. I could have stayed there for the rest of my life, thinking about all the pain I may have caused, but Mr. Devil come to me to take with him.
- Hey, M. Veen! Your time has come - he said, with a very dark and scary voice.
- Oh, yes. I was waiting for you. How are you doing, Mr. Devil?
- I'm fine, thanks.
- You look great, Mr. Devil. The red of your skin is very beautiful and shiny.
- Thanks... call me Dev...
- Ok, Dev. Shall we go?
- Follow me. Why are you naked?
- I though I wouldn't need any clothes in Hell.
- That's true, it's veeery hot there, but the rest of the people might think that you're a horny...
- In fact, I'm horny.
-...
- You're soooo hot... I want you madly since the first time I saw you, 1 minute ago...
- Mr. Death!!!!!! Come here right now!
When Mr. Death appeared, a great roar filled the wood. You can't image how sexy Mr. Death was, so dark, so dead, with that beautiful golden scythe...
- For God shake! Dev, you can't do anything on your onw or what!!??!!
- M. Veen is hounding me...- he whispered in Mr. Death's ear.
- Come on, Dev...
- Miss Veen, may I introduce myself?- silence- My name is Mr. Death.
- Pleased to meet you. Can I call you De?
- No.
- Ok...
- Mr. Devil and ...
- Dev... - I said.
- Mr. Devil and I are here because you're about to die. This is not a game and we're not single. Mr. Devil got married two months ago to a white stone and I'm gay, so, please, don't try anything else with us...
- Ok, I will try not to fell in love with you...
......... TO BE CONTINUATED
